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hurricanes upset my hiatal hernia
(a breaking news interruption in the what i did this summer series) like most jewish girls in the 21st century, i’m not known for my hearty nature. my straightened hair frizzes easily, my joints tend...
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holly, i’m sorry i told you to buy those sweatpants in petite
as a spouse/significant other, you are depended upon for both a) tasks and b) opinions. in our household, one of my tasks is that i make the coffee because you’re so good at it, holly says, batting...
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remember that one time we were on a low-carb diet and robbed a dunkin donuts?
first, the (big gay) elephant in the room: i kind of (read: totally) fell off the face of the earth for a minute. i told you about holly’s short sweatpants back in march and then i left you hanging for...
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f*ck yeah, baltimore.
i took this photo from a sailboat. even though it smells terrible, hot damn i love that doggone sugar plant. lord knows i’ve had my issues with this city. LORD KNOWS. I HAVE HAD. MY ISSUES. WITH THIS...
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it’s almost fall: here’s all the sh*t that needs to end.
oh beautiful crunchy fall leaves! what a friggin concept. can we do the damn thing already? damn! it’s mid september–hence almost fall, my FAVORITE SEASON–and i’m pissed. i wait ALL YEAR for this time...
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every once in a while our periods collide & our house pretty much goes up in...
i should start this post by saying that this entry talks about periods and hormones and if you have a problem with that, you should probably leave right now because sh*t’s about to get real around...
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i went into a panic last night about the polar vortex and now we have too...
so yeah, as you probably already guessed, i bought into the media hype about the “polar vortex” and kind of went into a panic last night. the panic was similar to the widespread terror many of us here...
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there’s a hole in the ozone above where i do my hair
so now that it’s may in baltimore, two things are certain: 1) i will be sweating until early to mid october. possibly til halloween, depending on weather patterns. 2) my hair is now huge, only to get...
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in defense of baltimore
while i haven’t written in some time, in light of what’s happening in baltimore right now, i feel this pressing need to speak out. i’m not even sure what i want to say, but i want to say something in...
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it’s time for summer to end in baltimore.
i am DONE with the sights, sounds, and particularly the smells of this city in the summer. i dared to take out our recycling this morning only to be assaulted with the pungent odor of something...
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